Friday, June 18, 2010

Please stop with all the 3d movies. Do we really need to see Narnia in 3D???? I don't need to see Shrek or toy story in 3d either!!!!!!

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

(2/2) the sea swings.
(1/2) Why the beers in a can at the beach...really, Fosters? And please don't take a drink and then tongue kiss your girlfriend while watching her daughter on

Sunday, June 13, 2010

When your 2 yr old is crying, don't tell her she is the most annoying child ever.

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Fat fat fat, that's all I see at the mall. Get a grip; put down the cinnabon, the cold stone ice cream...do you really NEED it!

Monday, June 7, 2010

(2/2) blends in...ick!
(1/2) Do you really have to blow snot into the pool? And you, please don't bring coffee into the pool, spill some and then wave the water around so the coffee

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Please don't tell me that you have a thyroid problem when you walk around with a huge ice cream sundae...fat, fat,fat. Exercise, move, eat healthy!!

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

When you hop into the pool to swim, please do not lick the inside of your goggles while talking to others. Tongues are not all that attractive.

Monday, May 17, 2010

What is going to happen when Justin Bieber goes through puberty? Will he end up like Aaron CarterM
When coming over to ones home, please try and clean your wet burrito smell off your pants.
When coming over to ones home, please try and clean your wet burrito smell off your pants.
Don't come to an al anon meeting smelling like hooch

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Test from mobile devie

at the gym

While breathing heavily next to someone on the treadmill, please check your breath. I don't want to smell your last nights garlicky meal. And please, wipe down the equipment after each use~sweat and the smell of garlic are just gross.

Saturday, May 15, 2010