Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Please don't tell me that you have a thyroid problem when you walk around with a huge ice cream sundae...fat, fat,fat. Exercise, move, eat healthy!!

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

When you hop into the pool to swim, please do not lick the inside of your goggles while talking to others. Tongues are not all that attractive.

Monday, May 17, 2010

What is going to happen when Justin Bieber goes through puberty? Will he end up like Aaron CarterM
When coming over to ones home, please try and clean your wet burrito smell off your pants.
When coming over to ones home, please try and clean your wet burrito smell off your pants.
Don't come to an al anon meeting smelling like hooch

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Test from mobile devie

at the gym

While breathing heavily next to someone on the treadmill, please check your breath. I don't want to smell your last nights garlicky meal. And please, wipe down the equipment after each use~sweat and the smell of garlic are just gross.

Saturday, May 15, 2010